“For those of you that have seen the news or been on social media that was my son that fell in the gorilla exhibit at the zoo. God protected my child until the authorities were able to get to him.”
Mother of child that “somehow” fell into the gorilla exhibit at the Cincinnati zoo.
So let me get this straight: was God watching as the boy fell in and didn’t bother to grab him, or was he busy elsewhere? Did “someone” text or email him about the incident: Jesus maybe? However he got the message, did he put a spell on the gorilla, allowing him to drag the boy around a bit – but not really hurt him? Clever! Good video on the News. But wait; who told the zookeeper to shoot the gorilla? Did god make him shoot the animal? Or did God pull the trigger? Does God secretly hate gorillas? Is that why gorillas are nearing extinction? If God loves the animals of earth, why didn’t he save the gorilla?
By Jove! Neurotypical thinking is so much harder than simple logic and reason! No wonder neurotypicals think that thinking is too hard.